It is the 15th of January and sure enough I have finally givin' myself the time of life to write my perspective on the mysterious breed of "Redheads" aka the Ginger. Over the years, I guess you could say that myself and a small portion of friends have spent a substantial amount of time observing them. For the most part, everything there is to know about a Redhead is quite normal. Quite being the key word in this theory, and to fill you in on what makes a Ginger a Ginger is the unfortunate jean they all seem to carry known as the "Ginger Snap." The Ginger Snap occurs when a Redhead throws an absolute fit over a meaningless subject. Unfortunately this isn't just my theory, there has been several T.V. shows to back me up and most importantly there was a South Park episode based on it. The main reason I am writing this more negative piece on Redheads is because I experienced a very close encounter with one and it damn near cost me my life. I'm just for-warning you to keep your eyes on them as you live your life freely, and never hesitate to contact me regarding any situation you've had with a Redhead. LET THE TRUTH BE KNOWN. All the best. -LUKE

Lindsay Lohan

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