Lindsay Lohan
Saturday, January 15, 2011
It is the 15th of January and sure enough I have finally givin' myself the time of life to write my perspective on the mysterious breed of "Redheads" aka the Ginger. Over the years, I guess you could say that myself and a small portion of friends have spent a substantial amount of time observing them. For the most part, everything there is to know about a Redhead is quite normal. Quite being the key word in this theory, and to fill you in on what makes a Ginger a Ginger is the unfortunate jean they all seem to carry known as the "Ginger Snap." The Ginger Snap occurs when a Redhead throws an absolute fit over a meaningless subject. Unfortunately this isn't just my theory, there has been several T.V. shows to back me up and most importantly there was a South Park episode based on it. The main reason I am writing this more negative piece on Redheads is because I experienced a very close encounter with one and it damn near cost me my life. I'm just for-warning you to keep your eyes on them as you live your life freely, and never hesitate to contact me regarding any situation you've had with a Redhead. LET THE TRUTH BE KNOWN. All the best. -LUKE
Lindsay Lohan
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Magnificent research Mr. Rife!! For many years anthropologists have studied the subspecies commonly known as the ginger. Through much observation and data collection, there is conclusive evidence that the "ginger snap" is indeed real. The "ginger snap" is a natural phenomenon that can occur at any given time for any given reason. Because of the spontaneity of the "ginger snap", it is extremely dangerous and unsettling. Anyone within a 5 mile radius of the "snapping" ginger is at risk and can suffer drastically from its effects. Physical and psychological damage can occur when a "ginger snap" takes place. It is HIGHLY recommended that if one shall find him/herself near a ginger, to hastily leave the vicinity asap. If you should, God forbid, find yourself near a ginger that appears to be "snapping", find cover immediately and pray. Many researchers have lost their lives while in the field studying this subculture of human existence due to the "snapping" of a ginger. Their loss has allowed for us to understand the severity of the situation...
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